Song playing : ' Lover , You Should've Come Over' Jeff Buckley.
Saturday 28th August 2004.
Girl unthaws , rediscovers lower limbs & embarks on a shooting rampage.
A strange and pale girl was discovered walking around the suburb of North Fitzroy today.
She appeared to be entranced by the warm , sunny beautiful Melbourne weather.
She walked around with a camera in hand all day , only stopping to take photos of various subject matter.
Witnesses report odd behaviour from the girl , such as taking photos of her bowl of noodles during lunchtime whilst sitting outside the Bok Choy restaurant on St Georges Road.....
"It was as if she had never seen a bowl of noodles before...." a Bok Choy source said.
The unnamed girl was later seen sitting under a big tree in a nearby park and wriggling her bare feet in the grass and delighting at the sun on her toes. She then took a photo of said feet before lying on her back under the massive , umbrella-like leafy tree branches and pointing her camera to the sky.
"Did someone leave the lock off her cage ?" a concerned nearby parkgoer asked. "I'm worried she will turn on me next and photograph the play of sunlight on my bald spot ...or worse !!
Victims are seeking reassurance that any printed pictures will be photoshopped.
Dazey happy photo girl still remains at large.
If you see this girl , please contact CheerStoppers.
1 comment:
LMAO !
*Dials myself and breathes all Darth Vadar like *
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